A dedicated server for your site, an AI assistant in your pocket, and a real human when you need one. No dashboards to learn. No tickets to file. Just message.
No credit card required. We'll email you when we launch.
Runs on tech you already trust
WPenguin is managed WordPress hosting, reimagined. Every customer gets a dedicated VPS server — sized for their site, not shared with hundreds of strangers — alongside an AI assistant they message on the web or Telegram to handle day-to-day tasks. For anything complex, a real human WordPress engineer steps in with full context already loaded.
Most "managed" hosts give you a confusing dashboard,
shared servers,
banned plugin lists,
overage charges, and
ticket queues.
WPenguin replaces all of that with a chat window.
Sound Familiar?
Your blog post went viral. Congratulations — here's an overage bill. Most managed hosts cap your traffic and charge extra when you succeed.
You're paying premium prices but can't install the plugin you want. Because you're sharing a server with hundreds of strangers and your plugin might slow them down.
Something's broken. You fill out a form. You wait. Hours later, someone asks "have you tried clearing your cache?" You scream internally.
Firewall? Extra. Malware scanning? Add-on. SSL? Included — but only because Let's Encrypt made it free. The basics shouldn't be upsells.
Your WooCommerce checkout slows to a crawl during a sale. You need more PHP workers. That'll be another £30/month please.
How It Works
Chat on the web or Telegram. Ask a question. Get it done. It's that simple.
Real-time diagnostics & fixes
Proactive health reports
One-message backups & restores
Security that doesn't sleep
Deep performance diagnostics
Updates without the anxiety
Everything Included
Every plan includes everything. No upsells, no "contact sales for that feature."
Chat on the web through your account or on the go with Telegram. Ask questions, request changes, get instant status updates.
Not shared with hundreds of strangers. A dedicated VPS sized to your site.
Complex stuff gets escalated to a real WordPress engineer — not a chatbot, not a call centre. An actual person.
Plugins tested in order of risk before they touch your live site. Automatic rollback if anything breaks.
Firewall, malware scanning, vulnerability monitoring — included on every plan, always.
We move your site to WPenguin for free. Zero downtime, nothing to configure.
24/7 checks every 60 seconds. If your site goes down, we know before you do.
Automated daily backups. Restore in minutes — just ask.
Early Feedback
A small group got early access. Here's what they told us.
The AI fixed a 502 error on my client's WooCommerce store at 11pm on a Saturday. I messaged on Telegram, it diagnosed the issue, patched the PHP config, and confirmed the fix — all while I was watching TV. That's genuinely magic.
I manage 12 client sites. Asking my previous host to push updates used to mean a ticket and a 48-hour wait. Now I just message the AI and it's done in minutes. My clients think I've somehow got faster — I haven't, my tools just got better.
Zero downtime migration, free of charge, done overnight. My previous host wanted 2 weeks notice and charged £200 extra. WPenguin handled everything and I woke up to my store running faster than it ever had.
I used to dread plugin update day. One bad update could take down a client's site. Now I just say "update everything" and WPenguin does it safely — with automatic rollback if anything fails. Total peace of mind.
The monthly health report alone is worth it. My old host never told me anything — I had to check dashboards manually. Now I get a full report in my account every month without lifting a finger.
Kinsta was charging me for 3 sites and 50K visits/month. I have 8 sites and they all get real traffic. WPenguin is actually cheaper and gives me a dedicated server. It's not even close.
The AI fixed a 502 error on my client's WooCommerce store at 11pm on a Saturday. I messaged on Telegram, it diagnosed the issue, patched the PHP config, and confirmed the fix — all while I was watching TV. That's genuinely magic.
I manage 12 client sites. Asking my previous host to push updates used to mean a ticket and a 48-hour wait. Now I just message the AI and it's done in minutes. My clients think I've somehow got faster — I haven't, my tools just got better.
Zero downtime migration, free of charge, done overnight. My previous host wanted 2 weeks notice and charged £200 extra. WPenguin handled everything and I woke up to my store running faster than it ever had.
I used to dread plugin update day. One bad update could take down a client's site. Now I just say "update everything" and WPenguin does it safely — with automatic rollback if anything fails. Total peace of mind.
The monthly health report alone is worth it. My old host never told me anything — I had to check dashboards manually. Now I get a full report in my account every month without lifting a finger.
Kinsta was charging me for 3 sites and 50K visits/month. I have 8 sites and they all get real traffic. WPenguin is actually cheaper and gives me a dedicated server. It's not even close.
Your AI assistant handles the day-to-day — updates, monitoring, quick fixes, status checks.
But when something complex comes up, a real WordPress engineer steps in with full context of your site and history.
No repeating yourself. No "have you tried clearing your cache?"
Think of it as having a tech person on your team — without the salary.
The Honest Comparison
Some hosting companies have great marketing. We'd rather have a great product.
Pricing
Unlimited sites. Unlimited visitors. Every feature on every plan. The only difference is how much power you need.
Blogs, portfolios, small business
Busy sites, WooCommerce stores
High-traffic, multiple stores
Getting Started
No migrations to figure out yourself. We handle everything.
Pick a plan and tell us about your site. Takes 2 minutes.
We move your site to your new dedicated server. Zero downtime.
Chat on the web or Telegram and say hi to your assistant.
Updates, backups, security — it's all handled. You focus on your business.
Questions
It gets escalated to a real WordPress engineer — a human who already has full context of your site and the conversation so far. No repeating yourself, no starting from scratch.
Yes — we handle the entire migration for free. Your site, database, emails, everything gets moved to your new dedicated server with zero downtime. Most migrations are done within a few hours.
Absolutely. It's your site, your server, your data. You have full WordPress admin access. The AI assistant is an addition, not a replacement — use it when it's convenient, ignore it when it's not.
We'll help you migrate out, no questions asked. No lock-in, no proprietary systems, no hostage situations. It's standard WordPress on a standard server — you can take it anywhere.
Your AI assistant runs on your dedicated server and only has access to your site. It can't see other customers' data, and we don't train AI models on your content. Your server, your data, full stop.
Yes. Unlike shared hosting platforms that ban certain plugins for performance reasons (because you're sharing with hundreds of other sites), you're on your own server. Install whatever you need.
We're launching soon. Drop your email and we'll let you know when it's ready.