Your WordPress site.
Managed by chat.
A dedicated server for your WordPress site, an AI assistant you message on the web or Telegram, and a real human engineer when you need one. Built for businesses that have outgrown shared hosting — without the complexity of managing your own server.
No credit card required. We'll email you when we launch.
Back up — 23s downtime total.
Runs on tech you already trust
WordPress
Telegram
Web Chat
Stripe
NGINX
PHP
MySQL
Cloudflare
Let's Encrypt
NVMe SSD
Wordfence
Redis Cache
Ubuntu LTS
MariaDBWordPressTelegramWeb ChatStripeNGINXPHPMySQLCloudflareLet's EncryptNVMe SSDWordfenceRedis CacheUbuntu LTSMariaDBWPenguin is managed WordPress hosting, reimagined. Every customer gets a dedicated VPS server — sized for their site, not shared with hundreds of strangers — alongside an AI assistant they message on the web or Telegram to handle day-to-day tasks. For anything complex, a real human WordPress engineer steps in with full context already loaded.
Most “managed” hosts give you a confusing dashboard, shared servers with hundreds of other sites, banned plugin lists, traffic caps and overage charges, and a ticket queue when something breaks.
WPenguin replaces all of that with a chat window — and a server that’s actually yours.
Sound Familiar?
The “managed” hosting starter pack
"You've exceeded your monthly visits"
Your blog post went viral. Congratulations — here's an overage bill. Most managed hosts cap your traffic and charge extra when you succeed.
"This plugin is not allowed"
You're paying premium prices but can't install the plugin you want. Because you're sharing a server with hundreds of strangers and your plugin might slow them down.
"Your ticket has been assigned"
Something's broken. You fill out a form. You wait. Hours later, someone asks "have you tried clearing your cache?" You scream internally.
"Security is available on the Pro plan"
Firewall? Extra. Malware scanning? Add-on. SSL? Included — but only because Let's Encrypt made it free. The basics shouldn't be upsells.
"Your checkout is temporarily unavailable"
Shared server performance tanks at peak traffic. Your sale-day checkout fails. Customers abandon. Your host calls it normal load. A dedicated server doesn't have that problem.
How It Works
Your site, one message away
Chat on the web or Telegram. Ask a question. Get it done. It's that simple.
Loading time is back to 0.3s. Want me to keep an eye on it?
Real-time diagnostics & fixes
Uptime: 99.98%
Avg load time: 0.4s
Updates applied: 12 (all tested first)
Security: No vulnerabilities
Backups: 30/30 successful
Everything's looking solid. No action needed from you.
Proactive health reports
✓ Restored. Your site is back to yesterday's state. I also made a snapshot of the broken version just in case.
One-message backups & restores
A vulnerability was found in Contact Form 7 (v5.8.3). I've already updated it to v5.8.4 which patches the issue. ✓
No malware detected. Your site is clean.
Security that doesn't sleep
🔍 DNS Lookup: 0.6ms
📡 TCP Connection: 0.2ms
🔐 SSL Handshake: 55ms
⚡ Server Response: 4ms
📥 Download: 0.5ms
Total: ~60ms. Your TTFB is excellent.
Deep performance diagnostics
• Yoast SEO 27.1 → 27.2
• WooCommerce 9.6 → 9.7
• Wordfence 8.0.3 → 8.0.4
Want me to apply them? I'll test each one and roll back if anything breaks.
Updates without the anxiety
Try It Yourself
See how it feels
This is a demo — ask anything you'd ask a real hosting assistant.
AI-powered, human-backed
Your AI assistant handles the day-to-day — updates, monitoring, quick fixes, status checks. But when something complex comes up, a real WordPress engineer steps in with full context of your site and history. No repeating yourself. No “have you tried clearing your cache?”
Think of it as having a tech person on your team — without the salary.
Everything Included
Not just hosting. A whole team in your pocket.
Every plan includes everything. No upsells, no “contact sales for that feature.”
AI Assistant
Chat on the web or Telegram to fix issues, apply updates, run security scans, restore backups, or just check how your site is doing — without logging into a dashboard.
Your Own Server
Not shared with hundreds of strangers. A dedicated VPS sized to your site.
Human Backup
Complex stuff gets escalated to a real WordPress engineer — not a chatbot, not a call centre. An actual person.
Smart Updates
Plugins tested in order of risk before they touch your live site. Automatic rollback if anything breaks.
Security Baked In
Firewall, malware scanning, vulnerability monitoring — included on every plan, always.
Free Migration
We move your site to WPenguin for free. Zero downtime, nothing to configure.
Uptime Monitoring
24/7 checks every 60 seconds. If your site goes down, we know before you do.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups. Restore in minutes — just ask.
Early Feedback
What beta testers are saying
During our private beta, a small group of WordPress developers, agencies, and store owners got early access. Here's what they told us.
The AI fixed a 502 error on my client's WooCommerce store at 11pm on a Saturday. I messaged on Telegram, it diagnosed the issue, patched the PHP config, and confirmed the fix — all while I was watching TV. That's genuinely magic.
I manage 12 client sites. Asking my previous host to push updates used to mean a ticket and a 48-hour wait. Now I just message the AI and it's done in minutes. My clients think I've somehow got faster — I haven't, my tools just got better.
Zero downtime migration, free of charge, done overnight. My previous host wanted 2 weeks notice and charged £200 extra. WPenguin handled everything and I woke up to my store running faster than it ever had.
I used to dread plugin update day. One bad update could take down a client's site. Now I just say "update everything" and WPenguin does it safely — with automatic rollback if anything fails. Total peace of mind.
The monthly health report alone is worth it. My old host never told me anything — I had to check dashboards manually. Now I get a full report in my account every month without lifting a finger.
Kinsta was charging me for 3 sites and 50K visits/month. I have 8 sites and they all get real traffic. WPenguin is actually cheaper and gives me a dedicated server. It's not even close.
The AI fixed a 502 error on my client's WooCommerce store at 11pm on a Saturday. I messaged on Telegram, it diagnosed the issue, patched the PHP config, and confirmed the fix — all while I was watching TV. That's genuinely magic.
I manage 12 client sites. Asking my previous host to push updates used to mean a ticket and a 48-hour wait. Now I just message the AI and it's done in minutes. My clients think I've somehow got faster — I haven't, my tools just got better.
Zero downtime migration, free of charge, done overnight. My previous host wanted 2 weeks notice and charged £200 extra. WPenguin handled everything and I woke up to my store running faster than it ever had.
I used to dread plugin update day. One bad update could take down a client's site. Now I just say "update everything" and WPenguin does it safely — with automatic rollback if anything fails. Total peace of mind.
The monthly health report alone is worth it. My old host never told me anything — I had to check dashboards manually. Now I get a full report in my account every month without lifting a finger.
Kinsta was charging me for 3 sites and 50K visits/month. I have 8 sites and they all get real traffic. WPenguin is actually cheaper and gives me a dedicated server. It's not even close.
The Honest Comparison
WPenguin vs “the other guys”
Some hosting companies have great marketing. We'd rather have a great product.
The WPenguin promise
Pricing
Pick your server. Everything else is included.
Unlimited sites. Unlimited visitors. Every feature on every plan. The only difference is how much power you need.
How many WordPress sites do you manage?
This is just a recommendation — all plans include unlimited sites with no restrictions.
What £89/mo looks like elsewhere
- 2–3 sites max
- 50–75K monthly visits then overage fees
- 15–20 GB storage
- 2 PHP workers
- Shared infrastructure
- Banned plugin list
- Security is an add-on
- Unlimited sites
- Unlimited visitors — your server
- 320 GB NVMe storage
- 8 vCPU — no PHP worker limits
- Your own dedicated server
- Install any plugin you want
- Security, backups, everything included
Getting Started
Live in under 24 hours
No migrations to figure out yourself. We handle everything.
Sign up
Pick a plan and tell us about your site. Takes 2 minutes.
We migrate
We move your site to your new dedicated server. Zero downtime.
Connect
Your assistant is ready. Message it on the web or Telegram — ask a question, request a health check, or just see what it can do.
Relax
Updates, backups, security — it's all handled. You focus on your business.
Questions
Common questions
It gets escalated to a real WordPress engineer — a human who already has full context of your site and the conversation so far. No repeating yourself, no starting from scratch.
Yes — we handle the entire migration for free. Your WordPress files, database, and media get moved to your new dedicated server with zero downtime. Most migrations are done within a few hours.
Absolutely. It's your site, your server, your data. You have full WordPress admin access. The AI assistant is an addition, not a replacement — use it when it's convenient, ignore it when it's not.
We'll help you migrate out, no questions asked. No lock-in, no proprietary systems, no hostage situations. It's standard WordPress on a standard server — you can take it anywhere.
Your AI assistant runs on your dedicated server and only has access to your site. It can't see other customers' data, and we don't train AI models on your content. Your server, your data, full stop.
Yes. Unlike shared hosting platforms that ban certain plugins for performance reasons (because you're sharing with hundreds of other sites), you're on your own server. Install whatever you need.
Be first when we launch. 🐧
No more overage charges. No ticket queues. No shared servers. Drop your email and we'll let you know the moment we're live — early access for waitlist members first.